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Business Support  by Mittie		4/29/2009 9:02:43 AM Hello! As some of you may know I am pregnant with my fourth child....what a blessing! I found out that it is a boy and he will be named after my brother Reggie, who died in 2005. The last 4 months have been hectic as I have been battling severe morning sickness. I am a workoholic and this has forced me to stay home and not do a thing but rest...I am going nuts! lol The morning sickness has gone away and until August 15th I will be back to work as your virtual office assistant. I will be updating my website, files etc..this wekend and will post a new promotion on Monday. Thanks to everyone from CB that has prayed for me and called to check on us. Little Reggie will be here August 27th via C-section and I cannot wait until this is over so that I can hold my new baby boy in my arms. After he is born I will only be away for 2-3 weeks, if it is God's will and everything goes well. I have tons of help from family and friends and can't wait to be my normal self again! Talk to you all soon! Mittie 0% agree with this post 0% disagree with this post 0 people have marked this as spam You must be logged in to rate this posting Please Wait...

Rachel Baldwin		4/29/2009 1:17:50 PM Congrats to you. :) Yeah, remember the C-section. What an experience. Pray that it goes successful! :) 0% agree with this post 0% disagree with this post 0 people have marked this as spam You must be logged in to rate this posting Please Wait...

. .		5/1/2009 2:05:56 AM I was wondering why you and Shawn weren't posting here...now we know what you guys were up to(lol). Congrats!!! Louie 0% agree with this post 0% disagree with this post 0 people have marked this as spam You must be logged in to rate this posting Please Wait...

janice anderson		5/1/2009 3:44:05 AM Whew! Good luck to ya, gurl! POSITION: Mom, Mommy, Mama, Ma Dad, Daddy, Dada , Pa, Pop JOB DESCRIPTION: Long term, team players needed, for challenging, permanent work in an often chaotic environment. Candidates must possess excellent communication and organizational skills and be willing to work variable hours, which will include evenings and weekends and frequent 24 hour shifts on call. Some overnight travel required, including trips to primitive camping sites on rainy weekends and endless sports tournaments in far away cities! Travel expenses not reimbursed. Extensive courier duties also required. RESPONSIBILITIES: The rest of your life. Must be willing to be hated, at least temporarily, until someone needs $5. Must be willing to bite tongue repeatedly. Also, must possess the physical stamina of a pack mule and be able to go from zero to 60 mph in three seconds flat in case, this time, the screams from the backyard are not someone just crying wolf. Must be willing to face stimulating technical challenges, such as small gadget repair, mysteriously sluggish toilets and stuck zippers. Must screen phone calls, maintain calendars and coordinate production of multiple homework projects. Must have ability to plan and organize social gatherings for clients of all ages and mental outlooks. Must be a willing to be indispensable one minute, an embarrassment the next. Must handle assembly and product safety testing of a half million cheap, plastic toys, and battery operated devices. Must always hope for the best but be prepared for the worst. Must assume final, complete accountability for the quality of the end product. Responsibilities also include floor maintenance and janitorial work throughout the facility. POSSIBILITY FOR ADVANCEMENT & PROMOTION: None. Your job is to remain in the same position for years, without complaining, constantly retraining and updating your skills, so that those in your charge can ultimately surpass you PREVIOUS EXPERIENCE: None required unfortunately. On-the-job training offered on a continually exhausting basis. WAGES AND COMPENSATION: NONE! You pay them! Offering frequent raises and bonuses. A balloon payment is due when they turn 18 because of the assumption that college will help them become financially independent! Also, when you die, you give them whatever is left. The oddest thing about this reverse-salary scheme is that you (are brainwashed into) actually (thinking you) enjoy it and wish you could only do more! BENEFITS: While no health or dental insurance , no pension, no tuition reimbursement , no paid holidays and no stock options are offered; this job supplies limitless opportunities for personal growth, unconditional love, and free hugs and kisses for life if you play your cards right. Forward this on to all the PARENTS you know, in appreciation for everything they do on a daily basis, letting them know they are appreciated for the fabulous job they do...or forward with love to anyone thinking of applying for the job. **AND A FOOTNOTE 'THERE IS NO RETIREMENT -- EVER!!! THE JOB IS NEVER COMPLETE AND THERE ARE PERIODS OF HATRED AND CRYS OF YOU DON'T LOVE ME WHEN YOU HAVE DONE EVERYTHING YOU CAN AND SAID NOTHING BUT TOLD THE TRUTH** 0% agree with this post 0% disagree with this post 0 people have marked this as spam You must be logged in to rate this posting Please Wait...

janice anderson		5/1/2009 4:06:21 AM Can't wait to have a baby? To hear the pitter patter of little feet? Dressing them up so cute...Or hearing the exciting first words of mommy and daddy? Here's a story that should warm your heart and have women and parents everywhere wanting to have one...or another one of their very own. How exciting being a parent can be. Oh joy! Oh baby! 0% agree with this post 0% disagree with this post 0 people have marked this as spam You must be logged in to rate this posting Please Wait...

Business Support  by Mittie		5/1/2009 7:13:10 AM Thanks everyone..... Yes Louie, we've been busy! Sean wants a football team...but 4 is where I draw the line! LOL 3 boys and 1 girl. Sean is working a 9-5 now so I can look into Traverus again too...email me your current promotions mittiestephens@gmail.com. Janice: That job description is so true! My two-year old Sean Jr. already said "You don't like me" when I told him he wasn't getting out of his chair until he finished his food! It was too funny! Rachel..This is my 4th C-section. My first child was an emergency so they keep doing them. It sucks but no labor and contractions! I try to see the bright side of everything. 0% agree with this post 0% disagree with this post 0 people have marked this as spam You must be logged in to rate this posting Please Wait...